reasons im going to fight chris pine

spockck:

• does interviews without shoes on
  
• eyes are TOO blue
• used the word “cesura” in a real sentence
• cried during the notebook
• exclusively uses the unicorn emoji
• desert hooker
• “what a strange, sad day it’s been”
• smile too perfect
• looks too good with glasses. does nothing to stop blueness of eyes. Unfair
• his middle name is “whitelaw” mgfggfucgf????
• he was an english major, i could probably fight an english major and win